The muffin itself, of course is not aggressive. It's just that Bonnie was being aggressive when she ate this in the book, and I had no other way to describe it. The muffin is actually quite pleasant.

Full disclosure: this is not quail because I have never cooked a quail before and honestly I don't intend to do that. It's just chicken. But it is delicious and may have secured its spot as my new favorite book recipe that I've made.

If I'm being completely honest, I spent most of the time developing this recipe kicking my past self for describing these as flower-shaped because that really complicated things. But regardless of what shape they're in, they are still a delicious combination of sweet, peppery, and rich flavor all nestled in a buttery crust!

The perfect light meal for recovering travelers! (And it pairs wonderfully with centaur mulled tea!)

​Warm, cozy, and comforting, this is the perfect drink for cold fall or winter days. Or, you know, if you happen to be hanging out with some centaurs...

This is literally just melty cheese inside of flaky, buttery pastry. So... you really can't get much better. Also they're called cheese horns because they're supposed to look like unicorn horns, but does the shape really matter? Not particularly.